Catch of the Day....Part II

Well, The Fish is proving to be a disappointment in terms of meeting women but a great place to find material for the blog. I’m constantly amazed at what people will write about themselves (and the accompanying photos) knowing it will all be available to anyone who surfs the site. These people aren’t afraid to put it out there…even if they really don’t know they are putting it out there.

This Example is direct and to point (whatever the point is?) by stating up front all the things she hates. From Christians to country music to people who don’t use colloquialisms and expletives in their speech. Colloquialisms? That’s a big word…like gymnasium. Of course, it wouldn’t be complete if she didn’t detail her own “hang-ups”. Seems she really hates old men (unless they look young) so doubt she’s going to be the newest member of Together Christian even though our guy is “Certified” and probably not only knows what a colloquialism is but actually uses them on a daily basis (like every other speaking human being).

As an added bonus, she is using the Fish as a means to secure work as a voiceover artist with an enticing resume of being able to do about “30 cartoon snippets”. I don’t know of too many shows that need a Christian hating, 80’s New Wave listening, expletive dropping cartoon character but, then again, Fox hasn't revealed their new Sunday night lineup yet.

This one is a classic example of how the background can outshine the subject of the photo. Example 2 took the question “Do you have a car?” to heart and made sure it was included in the picture in case anyone chose to doubt her honesty. Nothing says “Southern pride” more than a late 90’s Camaro parked under a tree on a summer day. The profile is great too and I applaud her for calling out that she loves beaching. Seems all the women I meet love beaching too…beaching about their ex, beaching about their friends, beaching about their lives, etc.

I’ve saved the best for last as this one has so much happening I’m not sure I can cover all the bases. Normally, most women hide "Crazy" but not this one….she embraces the moment and just bombards all with one red flag after another. Profession is listed as psychotic poet and her interests are as diverse as magic to the paranormal to MMA to qigong with too many more to mention. In a special nod to my friends in the Pacific Northwest, the link for qigong goes back to a bunch of profiles…all in Washington state! I swear it was a great place when I was there and it rained like 2 day a week…tops! : )

I’m losing faith in the Fish but keep casting a line in the hope of finding the catch of the day.