Note: If you haven’t read any of the previous posts in the series, click here or none of this will make any sense at all.
When I started researching the mail order bride websites, I tried the trusty key word search but got way too many results. It’s a popular search as one site had over 4.4 million distinct searches. I needed a better plan to narrow the field to only quality websites but how? Simple…I asked my married friends which ones they go to!
In case you didn’t know, married men are the best source for information on things like strip clubs, free internet p*rn sites, dating sites, any movie with nudity, etc. This is NOT a theory…it’s a proven fact! Most single guys are too busy out meeting girls to spend hours scouring the net for the slightest glimpse of skin. Married men…they’ve got the rest of their life to search the net.
One of my friends (we’ll came him Wizzer) has long advocated this site after his trips (w/the wife) to the Soviet Union. The site has over 18,000 women looking for any man who will take them away. Are you short, fat, balding with body odor? No problem…she’ll say “Yes!” if you’ll get her out of the USSR.
Russian women are beautiful but life is very hard for them as the most common occupation for Russian men is unemployment and his hobbies usually include alcoholism, drug addiction, serial adultery and battery…kind of sounds like the guys on the prison pen pal site!
Another friend (we’ll call him GP) is a fan of this site. Interesting collection of prospects but think they're slightly off target in their thoughts about what an American man is searching for in a mail order spouse. “Americans are attracted by diligence, firmness, and stability of mind”. Well…One out three ain't bad!
I’ll have to take a pass for now but reserve the right to take the easy way out if I ever wake up short, fat and balding with body odor. Oh no...I’m already one out of four!
GP still has it in for Cali Brides, eh? I would have thought that was over with the launch of BofAStaffingChicks.com!
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