NOTE: This entry was inspired by the overwhelming feedback to my previous post….OK, only the “Commish” actually posted a comment but quite sure my other 3 readers appreciated it as well.
The thought of a prison pen pal is somewhat intriguing as a way to meet “soon-to-be-available/paroled” women but it just seems like too much work. Think about it….you have to establish a fake identity, a PO Box (never have them respond to your real address!), buy stamps and all sorts of other complications. Personally, I don’t have that kind of time (OK…maybe I do) so decided to scour the web to find an even easier way to the future ex-Mrs. ESC. The journey was perilous but I bring you new content for your enjoyment!
The first thing I discovered is the landscape is VERY different for women using the Internet to find a husband. A quick Google search for “mail order husband” returned very few results...mostly questions about the subject. There were a couple sites listed and here’s the top choice.
I didn’t see a pricing guide so emailed them and received the following reply:
“Thanks for your inquiry about pricing. We’ve copied the e-Bay model and operate on an “open bid” process. Although we have no reserve, we do ask your bid be greater than $1 dollar (that’s what Pay Pal charges us to process your payment). If you’re short on cash, we are open to trading for old Atari games or Star Trek PEZ dispensers. Thank you.”
Heck of a deal but most women aren’t looking to spend money to find a husband….they’re looking to find a husband with money. I’d like to believe there’s more to love than money (probably because I work for a living….) but I could be wrong. There’s some truth that money makes an ugly guy beautiful…just ask Mickey Rourke or Nick Nolte. Since both these guys are taken, try your luck with this group of obscenely wealthy bachelors.
At this point, you’re probably wondering if guys have to navigate the same mine field to get a mail order bride? The answer is a resounding “NO!” and we’ll cover that in the next post.
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