Catch of the Day...

It’s a well known fact that I attract crazy women…like swirling eye, bunny-in-a-pot kind of crazy. Things always start out very normal but, somewhere along the way; the real personality emerges and she proudly declares, ‘I’m crazy…” as I struggle to keep the car on the road.

I’m still conducting the Fish Experiment although I’ve had very little time to actually search out new catches. I did log on for a few minutes the other night to kill time and decided to click on one of the random profiles that appear when you access the site. I was not disappointed as I was greeted with the following picture:

I guess you can say the “writings on the wall” so to speak. I’m all for truth in advertising (especially in dating) but I probably wouldn’t advertise I’m a crazy bitch on my underwear and then post pictures of myself in said underwear on a public website.

Of course, if you’re going tell the world you’re a Crazy Bitch then writing it on your underwear is probably better than the following option:

Sometimes I wonder if people really forget tattoos are permanent or just make unfortunate choices in ink . I picture her telling the artist she wants Crazy Bitch in block letters on her lower back….only to get Crazy Bitch written on blocks! The only thing that could possibly make this better is if the artist had left off the “B” and she was left with a “Crazy Itch".

My friend has a saying passed down from his father…”They (women) are all crazy…you just got to find one who’s less crazy than the rest”. I think there’s some truth to the statement (just as there is truth in the stereotypes of men) but you can’t let the prospect of crazy keep you from looking for Ms. Right. Of course, if you find “crazy” then hopefully it looks like picture one : )