Three Date Rule...

You’re probably familiar with the “Three Date Rule”…if not; I’m not going to explain because you wouldn’t understand and probably fall into one or more of these categories:

You haven’t had a date since the last time a democrat was in the White House
You’ve been married forever and lost the will to live long ago
You live in a cave and only recently discovered the difference between boys and girls

You may know the rule but are you aware of the by-laws? It seems that you’ve got to go on three dates with the SAME person! What?!?!? When did this happen? This totally invalidates my new strategy of going out on a single date with two nice girls and then shooting for that ultra-hot, super model type in the off-chance she’ll go for the ever anticipated third date. Seems I’ve got to figure out how to get the super model to go out with me at least three times…this could be tough but not impossible.

Maybe I could use the Mystery Method or maybe pick up some “self help” books by Tony Clink but do you really have to expend that much energy to impress a super model? I’m thinking you start off with, “So, tell me about yourself…” and she’ll talk for hours! If I take her to three different places on the same date then maybe I can convince her that she has been on three dates? Hmmm…that just might work!

I’d originally planned to post something a bit more serious on the challenges of dating in the modern world but not my style…It’s all about having a bit of fun while you wander through the wilderness cold, naked and alone. That’s not to say the experiences are all bad as some have been interesting, entertaining and even down right bizarre (Aimee, I know you don’t read the blog but “thank you” because people still go “No way that actually happened!” when I tell the story). Call me crazy but I miss the misadventures of dating so maybe it’s time to start looking again?

To be continued…